You are a Badass Box
You are a Badass Box
You are a Badass Box
$54.95

MYSA Natural Wine

You are a Badass Box

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WELCOME TO OUR YOU ARE A BADASS BOX!

Did your friend just get a promotion? Finish their master thesis? Close a big deal? Break-up with someone? Finish a marathon? Save a toddler from a burning building? It sounds like they should be celebrated!

For this box, we've made the party instant with:

  • 1 bottle of Embuscade pet-nat
  • 1 bottle opener
  • 2 acrylic, recyclable Chambongs

They can open, pop and party all within 2 minutes!

If you haven't heard or tried a chambong yet, it is quite a way to drink wine! While it's not our preferred way to savor a wine, it is absolutely the best way to get someone pumped up and feeling good along with a lot of laughs!

The box also comes with FREE SHIPPING and a You are a Badass Card where we have a quick message, then you can also add in a gift message to the packing slip for your personal touch.

Where do you ship?

We ship to every state except AK, HI, UT, KY, AL, AR. 

How long will it take to get my order?

On average it takes about 3 days to receive your wine. For larger metropolitan areas it will likely be less and for more rural it could be a day or two more. You'll get tracking information in your confirmation email!

What shipping carriers do you use?

We use either UPS or FedEx, depending on the state. 

Do I need to be there to sign?

Yes! Federal law requires the signature of someone 21+ for any alcohol delivery. We want to make sure you get your wine, so please make sure someone is there to sign for it when it comes. The delivery service will make three attempts before returning the shipment to our fulfillment center. Note that there will be a restocking fee for returned shipments.

What are the shipping costs?

We charge $9.95 to ship any retail under $100. All wine club orders and retail orders over $100 ship free!

We're a proud partner of 1% for the Planet, a 501(c)(3) based in Burlington, VT. As a Business Member, we've committed to giving 1% of our annual sales revenue every year to approved nonprofit partners. 1% for the Planet approved nonprofit partners are carefully vetted environmental organizations that are eligible to receive funding from our members. These include organizations like such as WIRES, Rainforest Trust, Protect Our Winters, and many more.

Learn more at onepercentfortheplanet.org.

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Shipping

Where do you ship?

We ship to every state except AK, HI, UT, KY, AL, AR. 

How long will it take to get my order?

On average it takes about 3 days to receive your wine. For larger metropolitan areas it will likely be less and for more rural it could be a day or two more. You'll get tracking information in your confirmation email!

What shipping carriers do you use?

We use either UPS or FedEx, depending on the state. 

Do I need to be there to sign?

Yes! Federal law requires the signature of someone 21+ for any alcohol delivery. We want to make sure you get your wine, so please make sure someone is there to sign for it when it comes. The delivery service will make three attempts before returning the shipment to our fulfillment center. Note that there will be a restocking fee for returned shipments.

What are the shipping costs?

We charge $9.95 to ship any retail under $100. All wine club orders and retail orders over $100 ship free!

1% for the Planet

We're a proud partner of 1% for the Planet, a 501(c)(3) based in Burlington, VT. As a Business Member, we've committed to giving 1% of our annual sales revenue every year to approved nonprofit partners. 1% for the Planet approved nonprofit partners are carefully vetted environmental organizations that are eligible to receive funding from our members. These include organizations like such as WIRES, Rainforest Trust, Protect Our Winters, and many more.

Learn more at onepercentfortheplanet.org.

1% for the Plant Logo